Four years on the Internet is like hitting the mid life crisis. The decor is starting to look old. Blogger.com doesn't even create a mobile site page for mobile phone users. sigh.
No crazy awesome story to share. Just a wacky dream. It's been a while since there was some wacky dreams. I mean maybe they were wacky on a normal person's standards. But whatever.
I was working at an amusement park as part of a hard rock cover ukulele band. The band would always try to act like rockstars pre and post act. But park security would always put a stop to their rockstar games. You can't run around with flame throwers. You can't run around in a mask scaring people.
One day there was a terrorist attack. Someone attacked a building just on the otherside of the bay. The Hard Rock Cover Ukulele band decided to act! They took control of a parade float, they acquired guns. They grabbed their ukes. As they were driving through the park on the way to fight terror. They were rocking out "For Whom the Bells Toll" on their ukes.
They got to the parking lot, where park security rolled up in their golf carts and stopped the float. They said You can't run around with guns and took away the guns. Apparently park security hates freedom.
Then I woke up. Wacky.
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