So in the Sky Mall there is "the Pillow Tie"
It doesn't look comfortable at all. Might as well just sleep on the $20 bill it costs.
Dear Email User.
You won a total cash prize of £136,831.00 Great British Pounds.Please
contact the claims officer for more or View
http://www.xxxxxxxxxx.com/xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.jsp information,
Also provide listed information,
Full Names___________
Address___________
Age___________
Occupation________
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Claims Officer: Mr George Smith
phone: +447011146546
THE PROMOTION COORDINATORSorry had to xxx out the link. Can't have my blog readers stealing my money.
Any hoo that converts $203,336.19 on this side of the pond. I'm RICH BIIATCH!
I will now go to the happiest place on Earth.
Today is the bestest day EVER. Maybe I'll help out the President of Zaire like in those other e-mails he has been sending me.




Sat Aug 29, 12:18 am ETSALT LAKE CITY – In Utah, even if you don't get arrested for drunk driving you might still have to call your mom from jail — sort of.
The Utah Highway Patrol and some local bars hope letting people practice an uncomfortable call from the local lockup will help dissuade drinking and driving.
A phone number has been set up to recreate what it would feel like to make such a call. After dialing 1-877-JAIL-FON, the caller is given the option to talk to a hysterical mother or a disapproving father, among others. A prerecorded message then plays one end of what the conversation might sound like, with the caller filling in the other half.
Slogans associated with the campaign include "Getting a DUI is easy, calling your mom from jail is hard."
The campaign runs through Sept. 7.
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Information from: Deseret News, http://www.deseretnews.com